Crissy is the Most Beautiful Girl Ever in the History of Girls and Therefore Should Be Respected Across the Globe and the Universe! Because I said so, that is all. For now.

Here have some chocolate and shut up.

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Movies Seen Together:
 
  1. Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones
  2. Sweet Home Alabama
  3. Shaft 
  4. Knockaround Guys
  5. Punch-Drunk Love
  6. The Count of Monte Cristo
  7. Pi
  8. Maid in Manhattan
  9. 25th Hour
  10. A Guy Thing
  11. Fools Rush In
  12. How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
  13. DareDevil
  14. The Hours

Guys I would date for you if I was gay:

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HOLY CRAP HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU NUT!

And now for something completely different...

Could you be anymore intelligent, witty, beautiful, brave, charming, accepting, understanding, and dangerous with a spoon? I think not. You are my best friend and I am so glad that I know you because you keep me sane.

Quotes of Doom

"I'm so glad you don't have a penis." ~ Logan 9/12/02

"With a camera anyone can be a porn director." ~ Crissy 9/13/02

"No one can rape me, I'm super quick." ~ Crissy 9/18/02

"I'm old anough and mature enough..."  

"to laugh later." ~ Logan and Crissy 9/18/02 

"I'm not worried about an after-life, life is too fucked up on its own." ~ Crissy 9/18/02

"If you do'nt want to say it, I don't want to hear it." ~ Logan 9/18/02

"I'm going to bleed on you." ~ Crissy 9/18/02

"Guess what I had today..."

"I don't know, what?"
 
"Diarrhea!"  ~ Logan and Crissy 9/21/02
"How was your day? Oh I don't know, toe-sex and diarrhea.  I'm off to a good start." ~ Logan 9/21/02
 
"I'm glad you don't have a stick up your ass like everyone else."
"Don't you mean a Bible."  ~ Logan and Crissy 10/7/02
"That is where I fail as a perfect girlfriend...I'm a girl." ~ Crissy 10/7/02
 
"And by 'you' I mean everyone but 'you' because I am not going to tell you to your face that you're a whore." ~ Crissy 10/22/02
 
"You are the hydrogen to my peroxide." ~ Logan 10/28/02
 
"Here, have some chocolate and shut up." ~ Logan 11/10/02
 
"Don't you hate when you smell like what you have been eating?"
"Yes, No wonder why I smell like penis." ~ Logan and David 11/16/02

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::RIP OFF PANTS:: The Movie

::RIP OFF PANTS:: The Music

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The Writings of A.K. Adams

Sinfest

Garth Brooks
The River 

You know a dream is like a river 
Ever changin' as it flows 
And a dreamer's just a vessel 
That must follow where it goes 
Trying to learn from what's behind you 
And never knowing what's in store 
Makes each day a constant battle 
Just to stay between the shores.. and 

I will sail my vessel 
'Til the river runs dry 
Like a bird upon the wind 
These waters are my sky 
I'll never reach my destination 
If I never try 
So I will sail my vessel 
'Til the river runs dry 

Too many times we stand aside 
And let the waters slip away 
'Til what we put off 'til tomorrow 
Has now become today 
So don't you sit upon the shoreline 
And say you're satisfied 
Choose to chance the rapids 
And dare to dance the tide.. yes 

I will sail my vessel 
'Til the river runs dry 
Like a bird upon the wind 
These waters are my sky 
I'll never reach my destination 
If I never try 
So I will sail my vessel 
'Til the river runs dry 

And there's bound to be rough waters 
And I know I'll take some falls 
But with the good Lord as my captain 
I can make it through them all.. yes 

I will sail my vessel 
'Til the river runs dry 
Like a bird upon the wind 
These waters are my sky 
I'll never reach my destination 
If I never try 
So I will sail my vessel 
'Til the river runs dry 

Yes, I will sail my vessel 
'Til the river runs dry 
'Til the river runs dry

I hope you have a beautiful birthday!! I'll be sure to get you the pretty blue drink.